Honey, get some, now! The price will never go down, EVAH! You probably don’t want to know why, but I’ll tell ya anyway.
Corn is fed to animals, and now it’s being used to make ethanol
instead of animal food. Forget people food.
Now, don’t get me wrong, corn is a wonderful food, even though
the Portuguese consider it only food for pigs–good move, 25 years premature. Portugal 1: U.S.A. 0.
Not to mention, it’s used in high fructose corn syrup which is added to almost every product that comes in a package or bottle. Poison, my friends, poison. Eat a package of jello, or a cup of white sugar instead.
And why would you do that? Because you need the sugar rush? And that would be why? You need to sit down, have a cup of green tea, and ask yourself some questions.
Those questions, eh, the pesky questions.
Do you eat processed foods?
Eat things from a box?
Eat stuff with more than one ingredient? (haha, trick question)
Eat anything with a sweetener?
OK, that’s enough questions. Did you pass? Fail? Who knows?
I’ll tell you, next time.
